How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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