theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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