I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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