the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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