She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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