belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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