So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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