what day is it and did you see me today?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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