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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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