turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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