Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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