nut hugger
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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