Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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