Your face is a jimmy john
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Drake has all the answers
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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