...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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