i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just threw up on my dentist
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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