i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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