Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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