she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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