my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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