just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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