I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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