so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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