I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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