At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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