Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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