Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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