Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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