Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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