I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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