Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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