I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
