i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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