She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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