ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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