We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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