Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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