I cockslap morals
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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