Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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