K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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