we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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