You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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