when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
