If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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