The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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