There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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