: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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