I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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