no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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