WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
