Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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