idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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