Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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