either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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