My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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