She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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