He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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