Im at strip club and am horny
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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